Sunday, April 23, 2006

Blabberations

Blabberation 1 - The big M
Do you know how lord krishna died? After He witnessed his people (of dwaraka) destroy each other and bring themselves to their pre-destined end (due to the curse of the rishis), and after he saw the passing of his elder brother Balarama, Lord Krishna wandered in the wilderness...he lay on the ground and slept. A hunter, prowling for game, mistook him, among the shrubs, to be a wild animal and shot an arrow right through his infoot (or the sole of his foot) and it pierced through his whole body, causing him to depart the world of men.
I hope you havent come to the conclusion that this post is about Lord Krishna, or Mahabarata or death or something! But the account mentioned above is something i think of in the semi-awake state every night, before drifting into the bliss of slumber, and in the process of thinking so, involuntarily make sure my blanket covers each part of my body, neck down....and why, you may ask. Ha...we here in chennai, live in an era where mosquitoes disturb sleep more than power-cuts do!( i mean the intensity, and not the frequency) These are the days when 'odomos'- THE mosquito repelant of all times (which is no longer yellow, and has a more pleasant smell and tube than before! shit, i sound like i'm trying to market it...), is applied at the 'soles' of the feet, which have been declared (from experience) - the "sweet spot" for a mosquito's feast... and thus, the relation to Lord Krishna's death! There are times that can be worse...and those times are the one's where you end up covering your ears (and in the process, most part of your face) to prevent yourself from being entertained by the monotonic singing of these insects which control the fate of your sound sleep! Covering your ears not only cuts off the 'oh!so pleasant!' sound, but also gives you the assurance of the sacred passage into your ear being shut-off to the wandering m's! You can't apply odomos on your ears can you?! Perhaps i should give it a try...! One of the worst combinations in the world is found right here, in the city that harbours one of the longest beaches in the world. The combination being sweet-sweet-summer and
mosquitoes! You don't want to cover yourself because its so hot, but if you dont, there are always the m's...and you'll understand that sweating is way better than looking at a pink, swollen arm/leg first thing in the morning. And that to, only if you manage to sleep! ok, i'll stop! :p

Blabberation 2 -...and Partitran....means protection
Its election time in chennai...and we've all heard of Lok paritran (am so glad this phenomenon began in chennai!)...i saw this interview of Santhanagopal vasudev, the guy constituting from mylapore...and damn the U.S educated guy, he talked so well! What attitude! There was this article abt them in the metroplus (here), and looking at that photo...i thought 'wow...' - all so well dressed (they're so not in white veshti sattai!), and the minute you look at them you know they're educated! While we have other local parties promising 10kg of rice and sugar with door delivery (yeah, like this is saravana bhavan!) and free cable tv (pah! they cud just lift the set top box system...that'd do!), Paritran promises good governance, transparency, accessibility and freedom from corruption! They even talked about simplifying the process of attaining a ration card, school admissions, and said bureaucracy and corruption are the reasons simple procedures become complicated! (i hope they'd added college admission to that list!) Some things they call 'the basics'. Doesn't that bring out the difference? So, to Lok Partitran - We salute your spirit! And we hope you bring about the right changes...Good luck in the lands untrodden by the educated!
If you wish to show your solidarity...there's a meeting at Nageshwara rao park, mylapore, at 2.30pm on 24/4/06.

Blabberation 3 - Ads
I'm not an ardent fan of Hrithik...but sometimes, i just cant help but appreciate a few things. Very recently, i saw a 'john players' ad and a 'hide n seek' ad... i just came to the conclusion that there are some people who are so unfairly handsome! And talented... you should see him dance in the Hide n seek ad...damn!

Blabberation 4 - baah (dont know what to name it!)
There was something in today's paper about the book, 'the catcher in the rye'...just made me realise how much i enjoyed that book...and i just thought i'd put this quote from the book...(The character's answer to what he'd be doing later in life)
"Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be."
One crazy book...!

I think i've blabbered enough...i saved you guys the trouble of reading more of it - each of the blabberations was supposed to be a different post! Complied it :D Thankyou for your patient reading...

Yours 'its 11.41pm and i haven't applied odomos and the M's are feasting on me'ly
Signing off.....

41 comments:

Anonymous said...

hey divs funny post n rcd. time i am commentng at 2 in d nite n dat was bcos i was chattng wid u lolll or shud i say blabberingwith u- haan dat snds bettr - k u ve blabbered like a bewdi in dat post - but it was cute- n bout lok parthrn. -d party rocks n so do d party members n hrtihik in d hide n seek ad jus 2 cool man - as u say unfairly hansome lolll chal i ve blabbered nough - happpy blabbering

Karthik said...

well to all those who don know who i m, i m divya;s cousin, the poor guy who has to put up wid all her blabberings and mokkais bac home :D. Its of course a 'GREAT PRIVILEGE' to comment on this PRESTIGIOUS blog of hers..

how vetti can ppl get.....i do understand that divya is done wid university pracs...still...

Comin to that mosquito thing...we share the same house, and i hav never had trouble bcos of these tiny creatures(well divya claims i m thick skinned and she is SOFT SKINNED..).divs, atleast if u wud hav said u get to c a glimpse of hrithik roshan dancing with his john players shirt in ur semi awake state or atleast lord krishna dancing wid his grp of gals(u being one among them of course), its understandable, but thinking of lord krishna's death every night!!!sounds a little enigmatic to me..

Anyways, carry on your vettiness and i ll carry on my vettiness by commentin on ur blog....

Div said...

sand - dont reming abt how much we blabbered...! :D

Kar - welcome sire! We're all one vetti gang...and u missed one word... i call u a THICK SKINNED buffalo ;-) and, blogs are for vettiness...so, thats the extent to which vetti people get. and why's ite 'enigmatic' to think abt lord krishna's death! I'd go with u if u'd calle dit wierd... ;-)

Anonymous said...

Yeah that's a cool ad! And about the mosquitoes, very few times ive bitten in the sole. It itches a hell of a lot more there!

Div said...

anish - yeah it itches a hell lot more! and it doesn't stop itching when u scratch...thats the worst part! i cud have praised that ad more...but this'll do!

tsb said...

*shifty eyes*

Karthik said...

thanx for reminding me abt the word"Buffalo"..thank u sooo much miss Scarlett Johannsen(the women wid the world's most naturally beautiful skin):D

and enigmatic here was used to mean tat it wasnt clear to my understandin...jus to show the intensity:)

Anonymous said...

diva why do i hav a feelng dat dis post is jus completely shifted it's focus to mosquitoes - no one seems 2 realise d 'blabberations'part of it - loll u shud rename d post -as "Mosquitoes - a menace 2 all in chnai " - n u thnkg of makng sum ad on mosquitoe repellance cream or sumthng -D formal brand ambassador of ODOMOS - u neva told me how much u get paid 4 advertising on ur blog bews :)

Anonymous said...

sand - thankyou very much for changing the name of the post! Leave alone taking notice of 'blabberations', where's the concern for Lok paritran??! LOL! and well abt my being brand ambassador n all...am just scared of media attention, thats why kept it hush hush, thanx a pile for publicising it! ;-) and how much i get paid i shall not reveal...or u'll ask for a treat again! :D

Anonymous said...

tsb - n that was supposed to mean? or are we just dazed by the exams...? ;-)

kar - ehm. n why on earth wud i be scarlett johansson! Gawd! :S

tribanga said...

HAHA..after reading the post and then comeing here and reading the comments section...i couldnt thangify my laughter!! hehe

well first of all...divs you DO have beautiful skin...but why bring scarlett johannsson into this...awck!!!

the mosquitoes thing..well i am also assuming that they are becoming immune to the odomos or what? my family usually has some buy if for us so that we can put it on first thing when we step into my house there ;)

if you ever do not know what to name a post, of course you may use our word- Blobby!!! just incorporate it into some other word...'blobbyrations'..or something like that... ;)

cool post di...ill see you at nageshwara park ok! ;)

sathya said...

divs, you have no idea how badly i dont wanna be in chennai...just one reason M..and i think mosquitoes in chennai have evolved..

and about those guys in the party i want them make it big..they will be big only if you guys in chennai vote..it ll take a long time before people elsewhere connect with..i think their future hinges solely on the youth of chennai voting..so please tell people around you to vote..i just wish they participate here in tanjore..
thats all..

nice post

Div said...

Anu - Now that we've embarassed divya enough by talkin abt her skin, can we move on to topics of discussion that would be less unpleasant to my poor mind? ;-)
Your comment made me laugh like hell di!! Rite from the tim eu used the word 'thangify'!hehe...and blobbyration!!too good! din think of that... and yes,mosquitoes are evolvin in such a modernistic way...mutating and becomin resistant to anything against them...rmbr the ones in sanskrit college?? and kpr's Baygon can? were u there... ok i cant rmbr! :P

Sathya - first, thanx for talkin abt paritran! we're definitely voting for them...they're the new hope...such dynamism...we all hope they make it big...
And abt the M's...need i say more? ;-)

Maharaj Nilesh ki jai ho! said...

hrithik was my ex ....student!
m not gay!

Anonymous said...

hello nilesh!!

*giggle*

you're so handsome, yaar. and your hair is so pretty!!!1111oneoneone

Anonymous said...

@ Kar - Hey ur off limits to Scarlett Johansson. U cant even spell her name man !

Div said...

Nil - thanx for the info... we found out from 'a man'!

a man.(full stop to be noted) - since we all know who u r... ;-) LOL!

Anish - indeed he spelt it wrong!

and kar...if u go on mis-using her name...lets just say there are some very ardent fans of hers who read this blog...n they're definitely not goin to be happy if they know u're callin me that!
Like tribanga said -AWCK!

sathya said...

do you think they stand any chance at all..what are their plans for say the next general elections..you know what if i am settled by then i would like to help them out.my dad feels it looks they lack total connectivity..what are your views on them apart from their dynamism and attitude?..

oh geese man..i got your word veri wrong this time too

Maharaj Nilesh ki jai ho! said...

who is this man...? a man....
tha sounds so scary!

Div said...

They dont stand a chance this time...maybe by the next general elections they'll have a stand...again it depends on how they campaign/appeal...i havent read anything abt a campaign...they're not talkin to the public...to the youth...to the students. Maybe they dont want to this time, maybe its just starters. Yes, they do lack connectivity. Lets c how it goes. but the very fact that they've come into existence is a positive step...work begun is half done.

Nil - yeah! beware man...for all u know he'll start stalking u!

Div said...

and...sathya, word verification in blogger is much better than other sites which have a mixture of capital and small letters, and numbers! so dont complain!!

Anonymous said...

funny blog di...haven't really disappeared from the blog scene...just back home to the mutated mosquitoes!!

Div said...

hey madhu! Mutated indeed...!

sathya said...

niles- i know my name sounds bisexual to you ..but yeah i am yours:) a man i mean..

divs-the problem is the dappa here in front of me has pathetic resolution and to pt where i have to strain..damn the sastra computers..

now its 'tpe 'to me it looks like'gzbix..

Div said...

sathya - even without the sastra computers, word verification is highly irritatin...your state, is pitiable indeed!

Maharaj Nilesh ki jai ho! said...

who's sathya? sthya studios..? i hear that name when i travel by bus!

Div said...

niles - sathya is a friend of lavanya's...in sastra.

tribanga said...

hey divs...who is that friend of lavanyas who came to my place and didnt talk at all...and then nivas and niles kalaichified her??? hehe...that was funny! ;)

Div said...

LOL nu...that was priya!

tribanga said...

LOL divs..

niles has one huge fan club only!

Div said...

indeed he does!!! perhaps niles wud like to elaborate on that? ;-)

tribanga said...

oohhh! there is more to tell?? please divulge the info niles! we all want to know about these matters also! ;)

Div said...

Nil is very conviniently staging a disappearing act!

Anonymous said...

i am nilesh's biggest fan!!!


he makes me happy in the pants!!!!

tribanga said...

Whoa! who is this person anyway? niles are you aware of the turn of events??

anu *confused*
im assuming it is a joke of some sort, but you can never be sure these days ;)

Div said...

LOL! Nil, where are u!!!

tsb said...

Mosquitoes Mutate Mitotically by Masquerading as Mormom Monkeys which Massacred Millions of Malibu Mobsters to Make Men of Mindless Minions.

Div said...

tsb - in your own words :genius: !!!

Anonymous said...

tell u wat tsb...u're stuff sounds like nonsense when read for the first time...but, it IS indeed a sentence when read again...n all in M's!! woo hooo for the mosquitoes!!!

Nikhil said...

Did someone just mention Scarlett Johansson?

I love her.

I hate mosquitoes.

All-Out is better than Good Knight.

Blabberations is a nice title.

I have a major exam on Tuesday and I don't even know what the portions are.

My life sucks.

*Picks up gun*

*Preparing to suicide*

*Sees CD of Immoral Women Part Eight*

*Decides porn is better than suicide*

Ah well,

life goes on.

Div said...

nik - welcome back! long time...yes, scarlett was mentioned. All the best for your exam...its pretty normal to not know portions.
indeed, life does go on...