Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Yours Superstitiously...

I know this is not the first time my hands itch to type about this topic of immense interest to me, simply because it never fails to make me laugh :) Beliefs, supersitions, and how staunchly they are followed by my grandmother's generation, and are a source of amusement, eentertainment to the generation i belong to.The last time (in thumb-letter-trap) i talked about just one...this time, we'll have more. And funnier ones i dare say! I remember laughing from the deep end of my heart when i was discussing these beliefs with one of my friends...and i promised myself such things don't go unacknowldged!

Apart from the ones that we are all pretty much familiar with, for instance, when you sneeze/hiccough/choke - someone's thinking of you (this one, is a source of great entertainment at dinner at home...or atleast once was, when we were 4 cousins around the table.One just had to choke, and the others would roll their eyes and go 'yaar ninaikaraalo...hmm' - i wonder who's thinking of her/him - in the most mocking fashion...and i would invariably smile and say 'appa' ;-) and that, would be followed by a series of protests and 'seri porum, yengulku theriyum!'s!! sigh...good times!) there are others that have recently caught my attention!

Apparently, one is not supposed to enjoy the priviledge of sitting at a table long after eating without washing one's hands, because the drier your hands with food particles on them, the later you'll get married! :D My take on that - I'd rather wash them because its painful to scratch out dried out sambar and paruppu from your hands!

Similar to the first one - One's plate is not to be left to dry after one has finished eating because...its bad for the mother-in-law, or the mother-in-law to be! My take on that - Aah, we actually have a secret way of affecting them? *wicked*!

Cutting nails...not allowed on tuesdays and fridays, not allowed after sunset. And when cut, must be disposed of very carefully in the bin outside the gate of your home :D lol... i even remember this story my servant maid told me about how someone's nail fell inside the hut and grew so big like an elephant's tusk, and now, that place where the nail transformed has become a shrine that people visit! Any comments?

Sitting on a pillow is very comfortable...and i mean the actual pillows we put our heads on and sleep...But, but, one should avoid doing so if one does not want to part with one's money!! If you sit on a pillow, you lose your money! In my thatha's words... "Aishwaryam poidum" literally meaning, your wealth will go! LOL... i still vividly remember my brother saying "Get off the pillow...Aishwarya Poiduva!" My take on that - Ready to experiment! ;-)This sitting on pillow business apparently leads to something else too...Sit on a pillow, and you fight with a family member!! My take on that - Now i know why i fought with my brother on that bright sunday morning as the rays filtered through the curtains...blah! Aah, you can always blame a fight on a pillow :)

Have you ever eaten something directly from the stove when its cooking? I mean...from the vessel on the stove obviously...a million times! Sometimes it evens seems tastier then than ever! But...do that, and the heavens will cry, tears of joy for you on the day of your wedding! It'll rain...lol! My take - Am already getting prepared to arrange boats for whoever wants to get to the place where i'll be married...the city's going to be flooded!!


There are other sweet ones that i have no heart to ridicule...like when a kid smiles when he/she is asleep, it means God's showing him/her a lotus... :) and when there's suddenly a moment of unexpected silence, it means an angel is passing through...:) hmm, so all those uneasy silences with a 100 million people were because some angel came in between and cut out transmission? ;-) lol...but, its a sweet one.


Now to my favourites...


I heard this one from a friend, and i laughed so hard...if you hold an umbrella over your head where there's already a roof, you get an old husband!! Isn't that so ridiculous? Lol...first, who'd ever do that? And my take - If that be the case, am sure am getting one 'young enough'!

And this one... i love this one because i'm quite convinced its affected me directly! If one is hit with a broom, or if one happens to be 'crossed over' by someone just once at a time, and not twice...one doesn't grow tall :( :( !!! I remember so many instances where people purposely crossed over me and walked passed without getting back the same way just because i kept screaming its going to make me short! And ofcourse i remember having a broom fight with my bro...*sigh*! :D

Thats it!!! Feeling...superstitious? ;-) Feel free to add on to the list!

I'd like to add...Am a fan of Surya's :)...and i like Jyothika too....and they got married yesterday...And they looked so cute togther, God bless them!

Yours "superstitiously"
Signing offf...

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey nice post!
So how tall are you ?? I will tell you how many times you have been whacked with a broom in your childhood. :-B

Anonymous said...

"superstitious"post..lol..very funny post..and abt the plate thigny...my grand mom says that if u don't wash it quickly jeernamagadhu..
and so many of these superstitions..they really don't make sense...and ther's one more..ur not supposed give money to anybody on fridays..
and abt surya and jo's wedding...jo's saree was horrible..and AR rahman came...ah i wish i were there!!!

Anonymous said...

god...its such a pain..my mom believes in them cos my grandmom does....!! and one more superstition..if girls let their hair loose in the night they get possesed.....!!!! can u blv that????

Div said...

anish - :D thanks! And how tall am i... good question. Am not sure... i think 5 2"! And now.. lets hear it from the broom teller ;-) how many times was i whacked? LOL! wow...u got a new name do u realise?!

suk - Jeeranamaagadhu! LOL! ok... and yeah i din like her saree either...but they looked nice together. And ofcourse u wish u were there! ;-) And abt the money...yeah i've heard! And not supposed to take oil/combs/kerchiefs from friends for free! i remember my mom givin someone one rupee...lol!

Caulagi - Now, u r talking to Divya the possessed! LOL...how many times i'd have done that...actually, almost everyday! I've heard one's not supposed to comb one's hair after sunset...ok, this could go on forever!

tribanga said...

ok divs..just want to tell you i am back :)

Anonymous said...

5'2" ???!!!??? Wow! Talk about getting whacked with a broom! You must have been a very mischievious girl, huh ??

I got a name a long time ago. You are only conferring titles on me. So let me know when you get tired of doing that. I can't even remember them, since you keep changing them so often!

Anonymous said...

lol!and did that person accept it??what happens if u take them for free?bad luck?..in that case i'll be having the most rotten luck!!!

Div said...

anu - Glad to have u back :D

Anish - Mocking are we? saying wow at the height *tongue out*:P And hmm, i dont think people get whacked by brooms if they're mischeveous...atleast my mom knew it'd make me short, so she avoided it!! ;-) But but i'll tell u how i got so short...my mom was a mischeveous kid, and got whacked by a broom as a result of which she is short...and now, her genes reside in me :D Thats why! ;-)

And abt the titles...i can rmbr only one that i bestowed upon u ;-) which am sure u rmbr 2...i think broom teller is only the 2nd! If u rmbr any others, do let me know...it'll come of use ;-)

Suk - No if its not taken, then there's a rift betn the friends or something! And why wud u be having rotten luck? Do u always ask your friends to buy you kerchiefs or combs...or worse, OIL?!!! LOL! and btw the person we're talkin abt was also aware abt the superstition and thus, gracefully accepted the sacred rupee!

Anonymous said...

Passing the blame eh ?? Nice! And never mind the titles!

Anonymous said...

sacred rupee..lol..no not that i keep brrowing those stuff...but i have borrowed them..and how cum it applie to only tose stuff??

Div said...

Anish - yes...passing the blame, as always! Always blamed my height on her... :D but am slightly taller!lol...

Suk - I dono why for only those! I shall consult a superstition specialist n let u know ;-) k?

Shruti said...

divs
ever heard the one where the oldest kid in the family is not supposed to see lightning?? that it hits them bang on the head first (bullseye! aim for the big black dot!!)??
u're not the eldest are u.. **sigh**

Div said...

shruti - aaah, now thats one i havent heard of! :D Good enough, cuz it sounds bad...! And yep, me not the eldest...but if i rmbr right i think you're the eldest? With a younger sis n bro? hmm...beware, chennai's rains will start lashing soon ;-)!!

Anonymous said...

lol..sure

Div said...

suk- :) u'll have to wait ages i guess!

Anonymous said...

i'll still be here for abother 40 or so years.....hopefully

Anonymous said...

There's another as far as heights are concerned. You're not supposed to look at your own shadows for prolonged periods or you won't grow! Something else for you to blame!

Div said...

suk - i think longer!!

Anish - yeah definitely...i forgot that one. I love lookin at my shadow at sunset...cuz thats the only time i ever look tall! Or rather, loooong! ;-)

Anonymous said...

lol...ok time to update???

Anonymous said...

Ok now, maybe i can consider retracting my broom stick theory about you! ;-B

tsb said...

i m not superstitious.

*touch wood*

*waits for auspicious time to post this message*

Div said...

suk - yeah? ok dear reader, will heed your request!

Anish - No, dont retract that theory of yours...i need as many things as possible to blame my height on!

Div said...

tsb - LOL!

Anonymous said...

update!!!!

Div said...

caulagi - yeah...will do!