Saturday, November 19, 2005

A Letter...to...

My first exam sucked. And that's an understatement. But i am not going to rant about it...because its OVER and done with. And i do not plan to write an arrear paper...and God help me on that. Like that phrase 'Do your best, and God will do the rest'!! I don't know why i am saying this, but i am going to have a 'head-bath' tomorrow... to 'thalai muzhigify' the subject (for people who din undertsand that, am sorry but there's no english translation...anyone who knows wat that means and are capable of explaining, kindly put it up on the comments section) This post....is a letter. There are things i've read before titled 'letter to God'... and they're quite nice to read u know. They're nice because you can relate to them, atleast here and there. Some of you might find it ridiculous, but hell, people do write stuff like that...and others read them. It
helps if you're under some sort of stress/strain/tension...pardon the jargon. Its the after-effect of my chemical engineering paper...which reminds me that though the 3 words convey the same meaning in this context, they are VERY different in chemical engg! Not deviating. Coming back the letter.... i am going to write a letter....but not to God (actually, i could do with writing one to
Him...in the situation i am in!).

Dear, respected, admired, loved, (u can add more) Ms........,

I hope our dear Lord is keeping you and your family in the best of health and spirits. I think there are millions of people out there whose lives you have affected. In small ways or big. Some may have had sleepless nights, some may have caught colds standing in the open in the middle of the night... some may have a cried a river. Some may have gone through all of that. Maybe i don't belong to any of those categories, but u've been one big influence in this mundane life of mine.... Master of the pen, embodiment of creativity...this is a tribute to you, and your writing, and the influence you have all over the world, and to your life... what you were and what you are now...Maybe your life's an example of how one's career can be born from the ashes... very like a
phoenix...maybe not literally, cuz a phoenix symbolises 're-birth'. I have never been 'crazy' or maniacal about anything in the past...atleast not in this manner. u have the honour of making me go gaga/bananas about something...that is out of this world.
(if u still havent guessed who am talking abt...i have no words for you)

Joanne Kathleen Rowling.

What do i dedicate to you? Sleepless nights (my eyes glued to every word,sometimes in torch light brightness,or rather dim-ness!), the enthusiasm, the craving, the madness, the 'am-not-hungry-cant-you-see-i-am-reading-harry-potter' moments, the tears (oh my...its albus...and oh my, its snape, how dare he!), the wait, the anticipation....i hope its not going to be long.

I can just about wonder how it feels to be the most hyped writer in the world...but that hype didn't crop up from nowhere...you definitely earned it! Just a few chapters into 'philisopher's stone' and you have your readers... for years. They just increase in number... However busy a schedule, people take time off for HP...people skip meals, skip the bliss of slumber-land, skip feeling anything but what harry's feeling. I read somewhere that someone almost met with an auto accident reading goblet of fire on his way home! And as for me... i was climbing up the stairs with 'half blood prince' held opened in my hands... and the consequences were quite ugly, though i din fall... missed a step, and its scary when that happens! I bunked one day of college...and sat curled up on the couch, stretched out on the bed, in a funny sitting position on the floor...and
even in the loo with the book! And it was definitely worth that bunked-day! And you're not hungry, and you tend to scream at anyone who asks you something just because they're spoiling your continuity, and you laugh out loud...people in the house think you're sick up there. And when you're done reading...your head is clogged. You cant think of anything else! The whole thing's happening again in your mind...you're visualising it. Feels like you want it all to be true... u feel like fiction rocks. You want to trade the unreal for the real.

And there are the movies...I hear you are very very accomodative...don't interfere much. I think bringing a book onto screen itself is a daring attempt...cuz u have to be true to the novel... and in your case, there are people who are hard core fans...its difficult. And now...when the 4th movie is in the theatres, i just have to get myself stuck up with exams without which my life would definitely be a colour-filled rainbow! I cant watch it...for now. and i have come to realise how much HP affects me! How much of a fanatic i am. I don't like being crazy about anything...i don't like being affected or influenced by anything so much. But i love this! It feels nice to belong with the fans... to feel craze...it feels normal.
How the hell do YOU cope with all this? Doesn't it feel great? Sincerely my lady, you should be on the list of the 10 most influential people in the world or something! Did you know that the New york times had to re-arrange the pattern of its best seller list because your books were just clogged at no.1?

I could go on forever Jo... but i'm sure MY readers are getting bored now... cuz am just RAVING and maybe Ranting too....Bottom line... you rock! And we're waiting for book seven.... please please please....(tends to infinity) start writing soon...try not to kill Harry, Ron or Hermoine, and make it the biggest, fattest book you have ever written...and the one that will be remembered to any day as the glorious ending of a wonderful series...
Yours Truly,
an admirer.



If you guys are still reading... assuming u like Hp. Tell us if u saw Movie 4 and how u liked it...tell us any funny incidents u can relate to the books... tell us if u're as crazy as the admirer who wrote that crazy letter....The exams are definitely having an effect on the right side of my brain.... or is it the left? ;-)

Signing off...

14 comments:

Maharaj Nilesh ki jai ho! said...

i have a teacher called then muzhi....i don get the pronon...i call her muzzzzhhiii!!!
i wash my hair everyday...whats there?
how was ur "problematic" paper....uuuppppaaa downaaaa?

tSUNamI said...

Thalamuzhigify -
literally translated means to dip ur head, usually into water but can also be into any other substance.
in its current context, it is commonly used in tamil and means 'to completely forget about somethin and move on in life.'

Yeah Yeah.. I know.. Leave it to me to actually take one line in ur post seriously and explain, but thats how vettin I am.

As for, JKR.. I must say that I do not share the same views as you about her. Never the less, an awesome post.

Div said...

Hey Niles, the problematic paper was full of THEORY questions da...so it sucked! we din know wat to write... and Baggy, i sure can count on you to do something like that! The explanation was crisp...and exactly what i was too lazy to explain... thanx! And how were both your papers....both of u same paper rite.
K... atleast one person thinks the post was nice!!Yippeeeeeee :D

tsb said...

i saw the 4th movie yesterday.
best movie of the 4...stayed relatively true to the book but still took out a lot of impt charecters.
but the movie was still amazing, and hermione looks superb in the movie.
a must-see if you're a fan.
me...i like the books, but i m not such big a fan.
but nice post (Y)

ps->i read the full post this time and hten made the comment :P

Div said...

Another person saw the movie...aaaaaaah.Makes me feel like a good-for-nothing-idiot. K anywayz,hermoine def looks superb...damn u tsb! And... thanx for reading the post first this time ;-)

n i must say i have been quite surprised to see comments comin in shortly after my posting.. it feels gr8!

and another person liked the post! yippeee again? :D

tribanga said...

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I am crazy about the Harry Potter series..not especially about the movies or anything but HP4 movie was good. I could relate so much to your post di..thats excatly how i am...and then i dont want to think about anything else after i have read it...sigh!
tsb is right about the movie. they took out some imp parts but it was good overall.
i wish the unreal would become real sometimes.

PS: take off the damn word verification. what is the point of it anyway??!!!is it trying to test my spelling or something?? ;)

tsb said...

word verification is there to avoid blog spam.
as soon as you get one spam comment and dont delete it, then more and more keep coming.
thats why most people put the word verification thing.
and i hate typing it as well

Div said...

tsb, hanx for answering the question...! And anu...i wish alot that the unreal becomes real n all... not only in the case of hp! Glad u cud relate to it.. :D

tribanga said...

point taken tsb....

Maharaj Nilesh ki jai ho! said...

i ve seen all the HP n LOTR movies...but donnoo why...gandalf is their in HP?

Div said...

Niles... thats an old joke of yours...!! lol... gandalf shud have been the new dumbledore though...

Nikhil said...

What a long letter

Anonymous said...

Hey divs d post was just awsum yaar
I wish JKR would actually read that letter of yours n release the 7th bk as fast as she can 4 all those eagerly awaiting hp fans!!
N the 4th muvie was 2 gud man
I don't regret d fact dat i actually went 4 it jus b4 my univ xams though i had'nt even strtd stdyn loll!!!
n cedric diggory's d best (muvie)
well d bottomline is dat HP rocks!!!

Div said...

sand... thats the longest comment u've left on my blog! I guess that just speaks loads abt HP craze...!! n...i don think u seeing the 4th movie before cel bio made any diff...am sure u still did well, n u were the firs one to watch it among all of us, which is a BIG thing! yaaaiiiyy....