Wednesday, November 09, 2005

What's in a name?

Is it a bad thing to keep posting abt the same thing over and over again? Even though this is only the second post with the same subject...anywayz, who cares!Like i already said in my previous post, i think the boy wizard saga needs a nice, elaborate post....but, am posting something else now....which again, is in bits....and is not doing justice to the series. Anywayz, i was just getting really bored....the loooong post is for some other day....For those of u who don't know, JKR said long back that the last word of the 7th book is going to be 'scar'...well, she said she may be changing it, but it will hold good with respect to what you will be reading below....for now, here are some proposed titles for Harry Potter book 7....or are they?

Harry Potter and the Last Grab for Your Wallet
Harry Potter and the Funding of Post-Graduate Study
Harry Potter and Voldemort (a wedding)
Harry Potter and the Extremely Exausted Author
Harry Potter and There's-Not-Going-To-Be-Another-One
Harry Potter and the Clash With Voldemort Which We All Know He's Going To Win So We Might As Well Save You The Trouble Of Reading.
Harry Potter and the Last Word is Scar
Harry Potter and the Tying Up of Loose Ends
Harry Potter and Lord Voldy
harry potter and the rediculosly long book
Harry Potter and the rest of the story.
Harry Potter and Magical Plastic Surgery (assuming that the last sentence will be "and finally he had a life without people recognizing him because of his scar.".)
Harry Potter and Sunshine
Harry Potter and the it was all a big joke
harry Potter and the "what are we going to do now?"
Harry Potter and the One Big Happy Weasley Family
Harry Potter and the 2008 US Presidential Election
Harry Potter and the Race to See Who Can Finish Reading it First
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Pepsi
Harry Potter and the Romance Between His Two Best Friends That They Never Told Him About
Harry Potter and Case of the Missing Mudbloods from 12.00am the day book 7 released
Harry Potter and the 7 year dream
Ha rry Potter and the Constant Deprivation of Sleep and Eating while you finish the 1000+ Pages
Harry potter catches a cold
harry potter; the godfather
the harry potter that jo couldn't come up with a title for
Harry Potter and Jo-Sincerely-Hopes-That The 7th Movie Doesn't Turn Out To Be Like Catwoman
Harry Potter and the Final Marathon To The Bookstore
Harry Potter and Oh Poor Dear! Bloomsbury Goes Bankrupt
Harry Potter and the stairway to heaven
When Harry Met Voldemort: A true story.
When harry met voldy : A Romantic comedy
Harry Potter and the Holy Grail
Harry Potter and the Over-Analyzed Book Series
Harry Potter and the Never ending Debates
I suppose one of the worst things that could happen to Book 7's title would be if Harry died in Book 6. We'd be left with: Ronald Weasley and What Do We Do Now
Voldemort's cookbook, a guide to boiling muggles
Harry Potter and the red-haired Tribe
Harry Potter and voldermort plee (will you please just walk into the veil?)
Harry Potter and I can't believe how many Harry Potter titles we've come up with
HARRY POTTER AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK
Harry Potter and J.O.I.N.M.E.N.T.A.L.I.N.S.T.I.T.U.T.I.O.N
Harry Potter and HAHAHA (the Unforgivable Laughing Curse)
Hairy Potty and the Underwear of Justice
Ronald Weasley and the Funeral of Harry Potter.
Harry potter and whatever happened to Jo having her title
and just for Peeves.....
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Poo


huff... i din want to put in more...you'd get bored of reading. Though i personally found some of them hilarious.One small request...you guys could put in your own titles on the comment page...lets c how creative, jobless, we can get! Which reminds me...the title in green is mine...

Its thanks to leaky cauldron for those titles...

Signing off...

12 comments:

tsb said...

Harry Potter and the fans who'd die if he did :P

Div said...

Nice one tsb... :D n yet dan radcliffe had to say the story'd rock only if harry had to die for voldy to die... anywayz....u read the e-book rite? how abt
Harry potter and lets make the last one (?) an sms book!

tsb said...

it ll come out as an sms book for sure next time.
which would be kind of cool...no more having to stare at wierd people on the subway!

tribanga said...

hilarious!
hmmm....cant think of my own actually...all the ones i read on your post were pretty funny though..
Harry Potter and the story of how he finally takes acting classes and then gets a haircut because he can never be cooler than Ron, just because he has long hair...?? :D

Anonymous said...

funny di.....can't think of a title...

Div said...

ANU! That was funny!! But hell...we need a title for book 7, not movie 4 or 5! And...ron rox.Awesome acting...i saw a few clips from movie 4 n dan radcliffe just cant act as well as rupert...tsb don u think reading a book on sms spoils the whole 'book' effect? I was wonderin how u read it on the comp in the first place...

tsb said...

it was either read it on the computer or pay 400Rs. for the book.
i decided to read it in the computer.

and how come a lot of girls like Ron's charecter in the movies?

Div said...

Its not only abt ron's character...its abt rupert acting ron real well.... and ron's popular cuz he's funny...!! but the hair style is still saaad...

tSUNamI said...

1.Harry Potter and the half dead prince
2. Harry Potter and order the 7th book (in advance and get discount)
3. Harry Potter and Gryffindor's lion (written by J.K.Growling)
4. Harry Potter and ________
(Fill in the blank in less than 5 words and six lucky winners get to go to england and go on a date with Harry, Ron orHermione) - My choice Hermione. She actually luks nice.

Div said...

Really funny Baggy! J.K.Growling... Lol...u have exams on 19th too rite? Damn anna univ.

Nikhil said...

Harry Potter and The Case of the Dashing Young Doctor Who Is Taking 10 Of His Classmates For The Movie By Promising Free Food Later

Div said...

u're doin that nik? cant be u....dashin...? LOL...just kiddin ;-)