A series of Hilariously unfortunate events!

This post, is to illustrate an incident that was quite unfortunate, but very hilarious. To make matters easier for me, i'm posting the conversation i had with tsb on this small incident.

I'm older than i once was.... = divya
tsb = tsb


iI am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
i'll narrate fast then

tsb- says:
ok

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
one sec

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
It so happens...that my b'day fell on a week day...

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
andmy cousin's mom is doing some pooja for him, so he cant eat out on fridays...

tsb- says:
ok...

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
my grandmom wanted us to go out for dinner....but we couldn't go

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
so we shifted the dinner to sunday

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
being oday

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
the next thing...was where to go

tsb- says:
ok

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
we din decide till evening

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
we thot last min plannin will work out..so we ditched deciding.

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
the whole day went on lazy....

tsb- says:
deciding a place is so tough?

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
thats the point....for me, decision makin is tough!

tsb- says:
lol

tsb- says:
so then...

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
then at abt7.00.... we were all watching tv....full family n all

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
and some guests came in..

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
my cousin's relatives

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
they came to see my thatha who had an accident abt 10 days back

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
so i was having the whole teeth show....full time smiling

tsb- says:
ah...

tsb- says:
i called my thatha yday. random story.

tsb- says:
continue...
I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
ok cool

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
yeah

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
then these people were there....n one uncle came from the flat, downstairs

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
more teeth show

tsb- says:
you love showing those braces dont you?

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
then my aunt and uncle came

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
i dont love doing it, am forced to!!

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
our hse was swarming with guests....

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
and trhey were talkin abt old times

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
so finally, they left at 8.30

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
it was late...

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
i din feel like goin out...

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
so we decided to order pizzas...

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
and we called the guys

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
but no one picke dup!

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
we kept trying.....

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
and the idiots just din pick up

tsb- says:
which pizza place?

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
pizza hut

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
and we din want any other pizza place...

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
then i told my cousinm that we should go out, uz they're not pickin up

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
he got angryu

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
and he was like... no need. u go cook. i'll go buy maggi

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
and i really din want to face his wrath....so i said 'ok fine' like a good dirl

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
*girl

tsb- says:
maggi as a bday dinner?

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
he went to the shop... to buy. came back without buying cuz he din ahve money!

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
yeah!

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
he was more mad

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
lol....

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
then he took the money n went

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
n they had only the jumbo size!! 6 maggid inside one! lol

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
he obught it anyway!

tsb- says:
lol...

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
by that time, i had chopped allthe onions, capsicum etc...

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
he came home, and his aunt called. she left her bag here!!

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
and she wanted him to bring it to nandanam signal

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
and hell, both of us were so hungry!

tsb- says:
lol...

tsb- says:
you peoples are as forgetful as me

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
a hungry man is an angry man...!! he got so mad! but he din shout

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
indeed we are!

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
so he went

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
and i rushed with the maggi so that it'll be ready by the time he comes!

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
we start....and the kadai adi puduchufies!

tsb- says:
...

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
i transfer contents to another kadai

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
and make really fast....so fast kalarifying that my hand aches

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
and then he gets back....and it s in the process of getting done

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
its done....and i get 2 plates n place everything on the table n alll

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
we're just going to start eating, and his mom comes online with some big story

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
we dont start eating afterall

tsb- says:
lol...

tsb- says:
you could ahve eaten it

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
now, we're damn hungry, but we're not talking cuz he is s'posedly mad at me....but me, i'm just amused

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
no, i din want to eat before him!

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
so i go to read the paper...yeah, at 9.30 in the nite

tsb- says:
he's mad at you and you still want to be decent?

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
then he's done, but he doesnt want to call me, so hez just sitting at the table

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
yeah.... if both of us are mad, it'll become ugly!

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
i realise he's waiting....so i go n sit

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
n we both start eating....

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
i dont look up from my plate...and he says 'nimundu sappidalaam'...and i look up n laugh...n he gets mad!

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
and then he says 'vittudu divya, nalliku pesikalaam'

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
and i say that i hadnt said anything!

tsb- says:
damn...thats becoming like a husband-wife fight

tsb- says:
so continue...

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
and then i get a small lecture on how am s'posed to be open with him and express myself....lol. Its just dinner for chirssake...

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
husband-wife aah? now way...hehe

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
i felt like telling him that its things like hese that we'll rmbr later in life, so he shud just shrug it off n laugh at the confusion!

tsb- says:
ah...Always Philosophical Divya

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
anyway, am stil laughin abt it..n hez asleep, with his door closed!

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
so....it was maggi to the rescue~

tsb- says:
and he finished his maggi?

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
yeah he finished wat was on his plate....but din eat his share that was remaining in the kadai...

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
i ate my full share!

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
and he din even say a thanx or anything! how rude na! i cooked with all my hunger...!!!!!

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
btw, there's a punch line....

am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
that am not goin to tell u

I am older than i once was, younger than i'll be....thats not unusual... says:
u shud check the blog for it!

tsb- says:
lol...fine

Well....if u're wondering abt the punch line....its nothing much. My cousin just said 'damn i pity your boyfriend in the future, if he wants to take you out and asks you where, what'll you do?" and I, with all grace and simplicity said " don't worry, i'll cook him dinner!"

Point to be noted - my cousin said that much before he told me to cook. Before we decided to have pizzas....lol.

The funny thing is that, the whole time when all the confusion was going on, i was only thinking abt how nice it'd be to post on! damn....

Signing off....