Crazy Mokkais

There are times when you think there can't be any other person who could get crazier than yourself...but there are other times, when you know that it is true! Maybe i'll just let you guys decide for yourselves after reading this post which is nothing but a collection of text messages i typed out.

I dedicate this post to 3 people.
Firstly, to Vinay. There was this time when he told me "You're getting all mokkai like nil, and nil's getting all philo like you these days..." and i said " All the wrong things are rubbing on...i hope his sense of humour could rub on a bit!" This post will prove that...!
Secondly, to Nil... who has been an influence for the blessed words that came out of my mouth....actually, fingers.
Thirdly, sandhya, who has been the sole victim of those messages at the nick of time, and laughed over them, cuz we shared the same plight! But she was decent enough to refrain from sending such sms'...

There are 3...each one, for the last 3 papers i had - CBT (chemical thermodynamics and biothermodynamics - ignoramus i do agree that long name papers suck!), IMA (Instrumental methods of analysis) and Mol b (molecular biology)...

Here goes - as crazy as crazy can get.

SM1 : IMA
Wow! Am studying with such style,
my liver has no bile,
IMA is as long as river Nile,
Do you remember how to smile?
Am going to open a flunking-record file,
and its going to be a huge pile,
Oh God! Save me from this fate so vile!

SMS 2 : CBT
Hey pal,
What's your haal,
Duniya kitna hai kaal,
CBT is like bitter daal,
yeh padenge hum kitne saal,
kitna bekaraar yeh haal!

SMS 3 : Mol b (personal fave)
Life is an endless chain of xerox,
My brain cells are out of stock,
Mol b stinks like freshly removed socks,
Feels like DNA's giving me the mocks,
Episomes trying the sweet talks,
Feel like changing my door locks,
Lest the microbes come in and change the time in my clocks,
At this rate I'm getting mol-bio-pox!

Even if i want to torture you for longer, i cant...cuz that'd mean i'll have to make up more stuff like that, and it wont happen cuz my exams are done :D Some super natural force definitely saved you!
Can't stop myself from saying this... Look what my poetry's come too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know i'm deviating...but there's something else. You know there are not-so-good things we would have done at some point in life... but not every one of them ashames us, except maybe one or two (yes, for the shantaram readers, Didier said that!)...I promised my mom i'd cook her dinner by the time she comes back home... it was this hot-shot deal and i was so happy about it and all... and when she came back, there was nothing on the table... her daughter had just ran to pick up veggies, cuz she totally FORGOT that she had to cook... beat that? How does someone forget to make dinner? SHIT! i told my mom that there will be days when my kids are going to sleep hungry... :D

Yours "Crazy mokkais are fun"ly
Signing offffff......